Dinner with the Cullens

[Bella] 

Wow, this is incredible. So light and open you know.

[Edward] 

What did you expect coffins and dungeons and moats?

[Bella] 

No, not the moats.

[Edward] 

Not the moats... This is the one place we don't have to hide. I told them not to do this.

[recipe spoken on tv]

[Rosalie] 

Is she even Italian?

[Emmett] 

Her name is Bella.

[Esme] 

I'm sure she'll love it no matter what.

[Rosalie] 

Get a whiff of that. Here comes the human.

[Esme]

We're making Italiano for you.

[Edward] 

Bella this is uh, Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.

[Bella]

[says 'hello' in Italian]

[Esme] 

[says 'very good' in Italian]

[Carlisle] 

Given us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.

[Esme] 

I hope you're hungry.

[Bella] 

Yeah absolutely.

[Edward] 

She already ate.

[Rosalie] 

Perfect.

[Bella] 

Yeah it's just because I know you—I know that you guys don't eat so—

[Esme] 

Of course, it's very considerate of you.

[Edward] 

Just ignore Rosalie. I do.

[Rosalie] 

Yeah, let's just keep pretending like this isn't dangerous for all of us.

[Bella] 

I would never tell anybody anything.

[Carlisle] 

She knows that.

[Emmett] 

Yeah, well the problem is you two have gone public now so—

[Esme] 

Emmett.

[Rosalie] 

No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if sends badly.

[Bella] 

Badly as in... I-I would become the meal.

[Alice] 

Hi Bella. I'm Alice.

[Bella] 

Hi.

[Alice] 

Oh, you do smell good.

[Edward] 

Alice, what are you—

[Alice] 

It's okay, Bella and I are gonna be great friends.

[Carlisle] 

Sorry. Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's a little difficult for him.

[Jasper] 

It's a pleasure to meet you.

[Alice] 

It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.

[Edward] 

All right uh... I'm going to take you on a tour of the rest of the house.

[Alice] 

Okay, well I'll see you soon.

[Bella] 

Okay.

[Esme] 

Cute!

[Carlisle] 

I think that went well.

[Esme] 

Clean this up. Now.

[Edward] 

Was that as weird for you as it was for me?

[Bella] 

Uh I don't know... graduation caps?

[Edward] 

Uh yeah, it's a private joke. We matriculate a lot.

[Bella] 

That's kind of miserable. I mean, repeating high school over and over.

[Edward] 

True, but the younger we start out in a new place, the longer we can stay there. C'mon.

[Edward] 

Uh... yeah this is my room.

[Bella] 

No bed?

[Edward] 

Uh no, I-I don't—I don't sleep.

[Bella] 

Ever?

[Edward] 

No, not at all.

[Bella] 

Okay... Wow, you have so much music. What're you listening to?

[Edward] 

It's uh—Debussy. I don't know...

[Bella] 

Yeah.